My Peeps

Welcome to my blog. It's my way of sharing some of the weird, off-the-wall, out-of the-box stuff that seems to fall on unsuspecting me.

Here's a partial cast of characters that have crossed, tripped or voluntarily walked,into my life.

Steph: My ex husband who, as it turns out, is really a girl.

Mary: Mary is in charge of reading everybodys astrological chart. All she has wanted from me for the past 15 years is to know my time of birth. It's the only way she can accurately tell my future. I have yet to get that info to her. Maybe that's why I'm broke and have shit luck with men.

Karron: Kay and May's great adventures. She's the most calm person I know. Except that one time she said the @*#& you to somebody, then tried to run over them with her Ford F150 pick up truck. The truck later caught fire. Two stories for later.

Margret Von Keiser: The German. Margret went to court with me for my first divorce. The judge was 300 years old and honestly thought she was me! My first divorce was actually granted to Margret.

Donnis: She keeps me grounded, I keep her entertained. Without even knowing it, she has kept me from wasting lots of money. Somehow I think if I buy something over-the-top unnecessary, she will subliminally find out. Nothing would happen, but it keeps from being even more broke than I am.

My family: My dubious attempts to make them happy and stick to my ethereal hippie dippy principals conjure up many side splitting stories. One day soon, we'll talk funerals.

My Gay Posse: Buddy, Rick and Frank. Buddy was the most popular boy in my high school. After 30 years, I actually got to sleep with him, and as it turns out, he's gay. All we did was sleep.

My Los Angeles peeps: Big Tom, Cynthia and The Drunken Monkeys. It's interesting that I am a member of a group called the Drunken Monkeys seeing as how I don't even drink. We are a group of people that follow the career of Michael Ware. Big Tom is not a Drunken Monkey, but he does live in LA.

And there's more.....